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Gary Le Strange
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Metal Boy
Robot? Robot?
I bought you from a bloke
I bought you from a bloke
He said you'd do the washing up
Well that's a bloody joke
The minute you got wet
You bust your neural net
It blew up half the house
And I was really quite upset
I ought to take you back
I ought to take you back
And ram you up his ass so hard
He has a heart attack
But everytime I try
I cannot find that guy
Why did he sell you to me why
You look just like a kid
You look just like a kid
Except you're made of metal and
Your head's a dustbin lid
You do not even work
You rusty little jerk
Come on and do the washing up
You stupid metal berk
You used to look so flash
But you're just a waste of cash
That's why I took your top off
And I fill you with my trash
I beat you every day
I beat you every day
I smack you with a hammer but
You still won't do it my way
Work! Work!
Come on work now
Work! Work!
Or I'll beat you up
Work! Work!
Come on you lazy bugger
Work! Work!
Little metal boy
I am the puppet master
You are my slave
I pull your strings and nothing happens
They're broke and you can't dance
I want to kill you
Except you're not alive
I want to put a brain inside
So you can feel me hurting you
I don't feel bad about it
You silly little punk
You rotten heap of junk
You metal monkey
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You smelly skunk
I ought to throw you in a skip
Or in a tip
Squash you into teeny weeny bits
Swap you for a bag of chips
Work! Work!
Come on damn you
Work! Work!
Or I'll kick your ass
I remember when we used to run around and play
Hide and seek and table tennis in the garden
Sometimes you would bleep
And in response I would say bloop
Then we'd feel a little daft
And crack up laughing
How I wish we could've stayed that way
But something changed in you one day
So now I beat you up
My sleep is full of nightmares
I don't know why
I dream that you and your mates
Are chasing me around my mansion
I try to hide
But no escaping
Your special heat-seeking radar
Finding me in every nook and cranny
You metal fanny
Leave me alone
What have I ever done to you?
Pick on somebody new
You used to be so quiet
Now you won't shut up
Always blooping and a-beeping
Ba-da-beep-beep-ba-ba-bow
It must have been the batteries
Maybe I forgot to plug you in
I feel a little foolish now
But it's much too late
No no no no no no
You won't shut up
I can't sleep at night
Oh no you won't shut up
I can't sleep at night
Yeah
SHUT UP!
I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK NO MORE!
SHUT UP YOU STUPID IDIOT!
YOU'LL WAKE THE NEIGHBOURS!
SHUT YOUR FACE!
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