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Fast Asleep (Wide Awake Parody)
Oh I'm in pain! This headaches' gotta go I'll take it nice and slow a couple for the road Got a big day, i've been plannin' for a while
Oh no, oh wait! I thought I took advil, Maybe nyquil, nope they're sleeping pills fallin' asleep How did I read the bottle so wrong?
Fallin' asleep Yea i've got things to do, homes to break into Everything's askew Fallin' asleep I guess I'll have to just make do
I can't stay awake It's just my luck I'll try something small, like a quick stick up my heiny hurts drinks are so sweet Until I woke up on, on the concrete
Red bulls and Monsters I'm fighting on mad time Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com sitting on the sidelines forcing myself to wait till night I fell asleep
They left me on my own hate breaking in alone guess I'll rob this one I fell asleep I count it lucky no one was home I went inside I tried to rob their safe I fell asleep I tried to run away I fell asleep I tried to run away, But I fell asleep
Tried to steal a car for a quick escape didn't get far, I was too late They called 911, like I'm some theif But I ended up on, on the concrete
I have a perfect alaby, is this your first time? I'm a criminal mastermind! Keep your hands where they're in sight
I fell asleep!
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