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Original Broadway Cast of Groundhog Day
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Stuck
I have a degree (That's nice)
In alternative therapy (Okay)
Took an online course for a week or two (Maybe we should)
I think we should begin with a nice bit of Reiki (Reiki?)
Unblock your chi (What's chi?)
It's dooby-dooby tralala
Holistic therapy (what does that mean?)
It's energy
Vibrations and something magnets
Doopy-diddly pa-pa-pa
Now piss, piss, piss into this
I'll analyse your isotopes and something something quantum quantum
(I'm stuck, I'm just-)
I think you're allergic to gluten
(Stuck. I'm, it's like I feel like I'm trapped in a loop)
(Like I'm stuck in time)
Well I think cutting out gluten is the smartest solution
Better a diet of soup (Soup?)
Made of rhino foreskin
(I think I've lost my mind)
(I can't seem to find my way out of-)
An anima, would you like an anima?
(Existentially I'm-)
Some essential oils
(Essentially I'm-)
Organic teas?
(Who needs animas with friends like-)
I don't even know if I believe what I'm saying
This guy is clearly nuts but he is desperate and he's paying
Statistically he might as well be sitting home and praying
For all the good that I can do, I don't have a fricking clue what I'm doing
Though there are things that we just don't know
It doesn't mean that you shouldn't give giving an answer a go
Now open your buttocks a wee bit
(I'm not sure how this will help)
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I just want to get to the bottom of it
(I'm stuck. I'm just stuck)
I have a PhD (Finally!)
In psyhiatric pharmacology
I specialise in mental illness...
In cows
Let's treat your depression with a course of fluoxetol
(I'm not depressed)
You're not?
(No)
You must be dilusional, so take some acepromazine and a couple of procaprimine
And widely I'd advise ya, to try this tranquiliser
Although maybe you should just take F
It says whole ones for cows (I'm not a-)
And half for calves
I don't even know if I believe what I'm saying
This guy is clearly nuts but he is desperate and he's paying
Statistically he might as well be sitting home and praying
For all the good that I can do, I don't have a fricking clue
In my medicine cupboard
There's a bunch of [?]
(There are only twelve steps and they shouldn't take long)
We just need a sample of your stool and your semen
You have Satan within you
We must exorcise your demons
Take this pill
Read this book
Eat your vegetables uncooked
It's your karma
It's just toxins
It's for constipated oxens
Well that oughta loosen you up
(I am stuuuck... fuck okay)
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